Here's How You Can Have a Plain and Truly
Professional MySpace Profile in Just a Few Minutes
Want to be a cut above the rest?
Here's how you can quickly and easily turn your
commonplace MySpace profile into a
professional-looking web page
that will grab the attention of your friends and peers.
Alrighty then!
Let's get right to it.
You've installed an Iron Spider MySpace layout on your MySpace profile.
Now you've finally got a page that looks like it was made by a pro.
BUT...
There's one thing that bothers you...
  You want to get rid of the Iron Spider MySpace Layouts tag in the top left corner of your profile and the "Free MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider" text link in your About Me box along with it.
Why?
Because, hey!... It's all about you. Right?
You don't want to tell anyone that you got help with your page, now do you?
Of course not!
"But hey, why have that tag and text link anyway?" you ask.
Well, it's a barter, plain and simple.
If you want to use these quality MySpace layouts (and you want me to keep on making quality layouts) then you are obliged to display the tag and text link on your profile to help send traffic to my web site. I scratch your back. You scratch mine. And a lot of you have been perfectly happy with this arrangement.
But as it happened, some of you wanted more.
Soon after making these quality layouts available, I started getting emails asking me:
"Hey man, can I pay you a few bucks to get rid of the tag and text link?"
To which I obliged, of course, strictly on a one-to-one basis.
Eventually it occurred to me however that others were wondering the same thing but didn't think I'd be open to such a deal.
Well the fact of the matter is, I am.
So for the benefit of one and all, I've decided to roll out an official Iron Spider Link Removal License.
With this you'll actually have the exclusive right to remove the Iron Spider tag and text link from your beautiful MySpace layout so that no one will know where you got it from.
Okay so I know what you're thinking now...
"Exactly how much is this going to cost me?"
Well hang on a sec...
Wouldn't you also like to impress your friends and visitors by
doing something wildly different with your MySpace profile?
 Darn right you do!
And lucky for you, as an exclusive Link Removal Licensee, you will also be granted special access to download the Super EZ Profile Tweaker which will help you do ALL OF THE FOLLOWING:
- Create a truly professional-looking web page by having your own header banner at the top of your profile. [Check out this screenshot.] Includes 20 ready-made backgrounds and the option to place the banner above the MySpace ad. (Ideal for band profiles!)
[BRAND NEW. NEVER SEEN BEFORE.]
- Stand out from the pack with a unique and original Profile Info box fully customized to display only the information that you want to show. Replace your gender, age, home town, last login, etc, and create new headings and personal info of your choosing. [Check out these screenshots.]
[BRAND NEW. NEVER SEEN BEFORE.]
- Make it easy for your friends to leave comments using a fully customized Comment box right on your profile with Submit and Reset buttons. This top-of-the-line Comment Box Maker includes a live preview so you can see your comment box built on the fly.
- Be a cut above the rest by styling your Extended Network box with a cool background and removing that "Such-and-such is in your Extended Network" jazz (no tiny text residue either!)... [Check out this screenshot.] [INCLUDES 20 HIGHLY ORIGINAL BACKGROUNDS.]
- Have it your way by using the Profile Tweaker to hide any MySpace modules you like. Don't use your MySpace blog? Get rid of it altogether! This will also reset the vertical alignment of the remaining modules so there are no gaping holes in your profile. [NEW!]
- Instantly show off your photos by inserting images directly on your MySpace profile. Style the borders and have your images aligned with the text just like a professional web page (includes live preview). No HTML experience necessary. [BRAND NEW. NEVER SEEN BEFORE.]
- Entice your visitors to click through to your favorite websites using stylized hyperlinks that change color when you hover your mouse over them. NO HTML EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. Just select your colors and styles and then click, copy and paste (Includes live preview). [NEW!]
- Stop boring your viewers with long unbroken blocks of text and start getting them to read what you write by setting your text into paragraphs and aligning the text all with the click of a button. Once again, NO HTML EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. Just type, click, copy and paste. [NEW!]
- Special bonus tweak for band profiles: Sport a streamlined look on your profile with an aligned and resized Friends Comments section!
Yep.
That's right. You get all of this in one easy-to-install, easy-to-use web application that you can run directly from your own computer.
No more messing with any gobbledy-gook HTML code.
AND...
No more Googling for ten light years into the deep nether regions of hyperspace searching for special tweaks or code generators that either:
- Don't exist (largely because they haven't been invented yet-- until now that is).
OR...
- Are ultimately buried beneath a thick spammy layer of popup ads, popunders, slow loading pages, sneaky redirects and everything else good and nasty that defines your typical gag-me-with-a-spoon MySpace layout site (none of which you'll find at my site, by the way).
The Super EZ Profile Tweaker is your one-page, one-stop professional profile maker. Just enter your options, click on a button and voilá!
Instant kick ass, make-your-friends-go-apesh*t MySpace profile.
"Yeah wow.... okay.. like wow!... Sounds great!" you say.
"But uhhhh.... once again... "
"How much is all this gonna cost me?"
"75 bazillion dollars?"
Nope.
How about...
$50
$30
$25
 12 bucks.
Yep. That's right. You read correctly. That's not a typo.
Grab this recession buster deal now before it goes away...
Get the exclusive
Iron Spider Link Removal License &
The Super EZ Profile Tweaker
right now for only $12.
(DON'T WAIT!... THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER!)
Original MySpace background
by Iron Spider
...i.e., I'm not out to junk up your profile with a bunch of cheap trickery (read: steaming pile of crap).
Why?
Because you are entitled to more.
Much more.
Hold on to your seat.
I'm about to let you in on...
The MySpace Layout Scene's Dirty Little Secret
Okay here's the straight dope.
I've been working in the visual arts scene for the past 22 years and I've been developing websites for the past 6 years.
If you don't know it already then let me fill you in on a little secret.
99% of the MySpace layout sites out there are ultimately just flim-flamming you into turning your MySpace profile into an ugly, run-of-the-mill, user-UNfriendly eyesore.
Why?
Because the plain fact of the matter is THAT'S THE BEST THEY CAN DO!
The webmasters that run these sites don't have any true artistic talent or nor do they have any true web designer skills.
Unfortunately for you —the innocent MySpacer— the vast majority of MySpace layout site webmasters spend most of their time ripping off copyrighted photos of celebrities and brand name products.
Then they just slap a little hastily written CSS web coding to these stolen pics, upload all that mess to their shoddy, slow loading sites (complete with malfuntioning previews, yah you know what I'm talking about) and then have the unmitigated gall to call them "quality MySpace layouts".
And as if that wasn't enough, they try to baffle you with more bullspit by smearing on a thick layer of cheesy, low-class glitter graphics as if you're six years old and only need some brightly colored sparkly tinker toy to make you giggle and coo.
Right?
AND THIS IS WEB DESIGN?
The bottom line is...
Any blithering idiot can make a MySpace layout site like that.
Know what I'm talking about? Of course you do. You probably spent a whoooolllle lot of your precious time looking for a decent MySpace layout. And the sum total of your experience was that your intelligence got insulted and your mouse finger got very tired. Am I right?
Now it's time to blow the whistle.
Are all those prepubescent stinkbombs what you really want in the way of MySpace layouts and resources?
Of course not.
How is any of that going to help you build a professional looking web page?
That's why here you're not going to get what you don't need.
Yep. That's right. Here you get:
- No ripped off backgrounds.
- No cheesy falling hearts.
- No glitter.
- No flash.
- No empty promises.
(i.e., My 'Plain MySpace Layouts' section is really filled with... *gasp*... plain MySpace layouts.)
What you get instead here is everything you need to make a truly professional MySpace profile that your friends and peers will immediately recognize as something unique and attractive.
In short, the Iron Spider MySpace layout experience offers you:
- A collection of well designed MySpace layouts made by a professional web developer. All these layouts use either 100% original photo-art backgrounds or classy plain color backgrounds, any one of which will give your profile a look like no other.
...and if you throw in a little pocket change, you'll also get:
- An exclusive license to remove all promotional links so you don't have to let on where you got your beautiful layout from. (It'll be our little secret...)
- A complete easy-to-use downloadable profile tweaker web application to help you quickly and easily make some advanced customizations to your profile.
Check out what Joshua, Mark, Colleen, Melissa, Tony, Stephen and Cathie have to say about the Profile Tweaker on my feedback page:
Iron Spider's myspace profile tweaker is awesome. It would have cost me a fortune to have the same layout designed by someone else. Thank you!
Posted by Joshua
Wow this Super EZ Profile Tweaker is just brilliant, this little number has helped me "Decrapify" my MySpace profile in just seconds. Not to mention saving me a whole lot of time trying to search for and decipher dodgey CSS/HTML from other coders. Which of course just leaves me to do what i like to do best, concentrating on making graphics! THANK YOU :)
Posted by Mark M.
The Super EZ Profile Tweaker is great stuff - the best 12 bucks I ever spent.
Posted by Colleen
Thanks so much for offering this! I am not a 'coder' and this has been really helpful with the development of the band's MySpace page.
Posted by Melissa
Hi Rob,
Very helpful myspace layouts which look great. Friendly help and the EZ Tweaker is truly easy! Ideal for any musician who wants a professional-looking myspace music site. Highly recommended and great work.
Posted by Tony
This profile tweaker is amazing! I use my page for business so i needed a professional clean layout. I am currently working on my page and it is so easy to do. This is saving me a lot of money compared to the cost a designer would charge. Simply wonderful!
Posted by Stephen
I am very pleased with your EZ Profiler Tweaker! What a great product!!! I am for ever in your debt... Sincerely, Cathie
Posted by Cathie
And now is your chance to run with the best and get this special package...
Get the exclusive
Iron Spider Link Removal License &
The Super EZ Profile Tweaker
right now for only $12.
(DON'T WAIT!... THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER!)
And in case you haven't seen them yet, here are some thumbnail screenshots of just a sampling of the beautiful and highly original MySpace layouts on this site available for your use:
All you have to do is install one of these babies and you're going to feel a whole lot better about your MySpace page.
Looking at the comments posted to my feedback page, I know these people did...
Dude! Your background layouts are First Class! You’re an absolute Class Act! The(y) were EXACTLY what I was looking for! Thanks!!...
Posted by Richard Redmond
Thanks for making myspace easier and very professional. I appreciate your help A LOT!
Posted by Debra
Thanks for the myspace background. Finally, my search for a classy layout is over. You rock. Thanks for your services…very nice of you!
Posted by Genevieve
These layouts are amazingly clean and well designed. Unlike all the other crap out there for myspace layouts, these are beautifully done and border on fine art. The font styles and colors work incredibly well with the backgrounds and come through very clearly, rather than getting washed out by background colors. The entire design is incredibly crisp and well thought out. Excellent work!
Posted by Corey
Thanks so very much for a truly sublime background. Lovely working with such a professional!
Posted by Deena
I must say, after many hours wasted searching for decent myspace layouts, stumbling upon your site is like stumbling upon a treasure chest. Your work is great and the layout truly don’t suck. I appreciate your work and plan to direct anyone who asks about good layout sites to you.
Justin Yates
City Soul Shadow Designs
Posted by Justin Yates
Your MySpace layouts are absolutely wonderful. I’ve spent hours looking on other websites for the perfect layout for my page, and everything was just so tacky. That’s when I stumbled across your site. Now I’m not even sure which one to choose because there are so many layouts I love! Good job with making something for everyone too. Keep up the good work.
Posted by Stephanie
Well my friend you have outdone yourself once again. Great job on the site, classy and clean along with the new layouts. I wouldn’t expect anything less... Thanks Rob!
Posted by Deb (*D*)
(Much thanks to everyone for your feedback!)
Soooo....
Got any more questions?
I got answers. Fire away...
Q. Okay. I got a question. How long does the link removal license last?
Forever. No renewal is necessary. 12 bucks, cash on the barrel and you're set for life.
Q. You have a lot of nice layouts. What if I want to swap out the layout I'm using for another one? Do I have to buy another license?
Nope. The Link Removal License entitles you to use any Iron Spider layout you like. And I'm adding new ones all the time.
Q. Do your layout codes actually work?
Yes they most certainly do and they're even cross browser compatible (Internet Explorer 6 & 7, Firefox, Opera, Safari). That means your profile won't fall to pieces just because your friend is viewing it using a different web browser. And that means your profile will get more traffic, more friends, more everything.
Q. Does the Profile Tweaker work?
Absolutely. This professionally-designed DHTML web application is fully tested and cross browser compatible. It's easy to install and easy to use. Just select the tweak you want to work with and then click, copy and paste.
Q. What happens when MySpace changes their base code and everybody's layouts go haywire? Do you update your layout codes and the Profile Tweaker?
I most certainly do. In fact, I'm one of the only layout makers on the net that stays right on top of the MySpace base code and I promptly update all my layout and tweak codes to be compatible with the latest changes made by MySpace.com.
I always use one of my own layouts as well as the Super EZ Profile Tweaker on my own MySpace profile. So when MySpace.com updates their base code, I notice it right away, I fix it right away AND I send out a newsletter to announce the updates. (You can sign up for the newsletter on the Profile Tweaker download page.)
Q. Exactly what happens after I kick in the 12 bucks?
You'll immediately get a printable receipt indicating the MySpace URL you paid the link removal license for. (The license is good for one MySpace URL.) I will email all your goodies to you within 24 hours (usually a lot sooner).
The emailed package will include a special code you can install with your layout that will automatically hide the Iron Spider tag and text link and —for a limited time only— will also include a link to the page where you can download the exclusive Iron Spider Super EZ Profile Tweaker web application ready to run from your own computer.
Q. Wow! This sounds fantastic! How do I make the payment?
Easy...
Here's How to Make the Payment
You can make a quick, safe and secure payment through Paypal.
All you have to do is:
And that's it!
I will send you a special code within 24 hours (usually much less) that you can install along with any Iron Spider MySpace layout that will automatically hide the promo links.
PLUS... I will also send you a link to the page where you can download the exclusive, self-installing Super EZ Profile Tweaker, a special web application ready to run from your own computer.
P.S. Don't wait. The plain fact of the matter is a professionally-designed DHTML web application with nine fully functioning, one-of-a-kind, MySpace code generators installed right on your own computer IS WORTH A LOT MORE THAN $12. Don't say I didn't warn you that this is a special introductory offer.
Avoid kicking yourself later for not taking advantage of this deal right now....
Get the exclusive
Iron Spider Link Removal License &
The Super EZ Profile Tweaker
right now for only $12.
Free MySpace Layouts — Iron Spider © 2004-2009 Copyright Robert Darrell
NOTE: Iron Spider MySpace layouts and related products are specifically designed for MySpace 1.0 profiles.
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